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A handshake is simply that, however one prevented is a lesson in cynicism

Suryakumar Yadav leaves the sphere after the win over Pakistan. | Photo Credit: AP

There isn’t any rule which says that captains should shake arms on the toss in a cricket match. Just as there isn’t any rule which says that captains should not punch one another within the face. Yet, sportsmen do the previous (and never the latter) as a result of that’s the civilised factor to do.

To stroll off on the finish of a recreation ignoring the opposition is churlish. If the spirit of sport should take a backseat when a dastardly assault on harmless folks is concerned as India’s captain mentioned, then have the center to go the entire hog and refuse to play Pakistan anyplace.

Pakistan haven’t come up smelling of roses both. Their plea to sack the match referee is, just like the Indian workforce’s gesture, meant to appease the constituency again dwelling. Governments need to have their cake and eat it too. It is to the benefit of politicians on both aspect to maintain the kettle boiling. Hypocrisy is thus constructed into the connection.

Poor skipper Suryakumar Yadav, a gentleman cricketer. He needed to come throughout as boorish and ill-mannered as a result of his authorities which finds it extra handy to deal in symbolism than in forthrightness, didn’t need to get its arms soiled. It is politics as performative artwork.

For some years now it has appeared as if multi-team tournaments – the World Cups, Champions Trophy, Asia Cup – are held so India can play Pakistan twice every time, if not thrice. They are positioned in the identical group, more likely to qualify for the subsequent group, and if the prayers of the tv gods are answered, meet within the ultimate too.

Part of the leisure lies in the way in which tv anchors get apoplexy within the build-up. This time one such, overwound by the powers, frothed on the mouth whereas interesting to the likes of Sachin Tendulkar and Rahul Dravid to boycott the match. Haven’t you made sufficient cash, he requested of Sourav Ganguly, so why don’t you tackle the Board of Control for Cricket in India? It was hilarious. And pathetic.

As he would have identified, it’s not the gamers previous or present who resolve if India play Pakistan. It shouldn’t be even the Board of Control for Cricket in India, which lately has been an arm of the federal government anyway, however the authorities itself which supplies the inexperienced sign. Still, when faux nationalisms conflict, it’s most secure to pounce on people. In any case, certainly a authorities that has taken credit score for ending the persevering with struggle in Ukraine can resolve whether or not or to not play in a cricket event.

Tendulkar can safely ignore the rant of His Masters Voice, however the Indian skipper can’t go in opposition to the desires of the governing physique which thought up the wheeze of leaving arms unshaken, and eyes uncontacted. That means the cricket followers get their India-Pakistan match, and the bhakts have the symbolism to cheer.

If India win — as they’re more likely to — additional symbolism will be poured into the competition; some anchor someplace would possibly even inform us that beating Pakistan in a cricket match is compensation for dropping a relative within the Pahalgam assault. Comparing apples and oranges is a tv specialty.

India have participated in sporting boycotts earlier than. For a long time they didn’t meet South Africa in any sport owing to that nation’s coverage of apartheid. In 1974, they forfeited the Davis Cup tennis ultimate moderately than play South Africa. Whether India ought to boycott Pakistan or not shouldn’t be the burden of this column; official cynicism is.

Pakistan know that no matter how the loudmouths really feel, India will discover a technique to play in opposition to them, even when they themselves should swallow varied insults, from shifts in venues to lacking handshakes. Their cricket can’t do with out India. The reverse shouldn’t be even remotely true. India don’t want Pakistan besides as a handy ‘different’ and as a vital cog within the wheel of tv’s most worthwhile rivalry. India’s Pakistan coverage in cricket won’t be essentially the most trustworthy, but it surely has been profitable, and celebrated as a contented compromise.

Next time, let Suryakumar Yadav shake arms, and regain some dignity. A younger era seeking to sport for idealism and optimism is rising up cynical and jaded.

Published – September 17, 2025 12:37 am IST

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